Monday, December 26, 2011

Another story

Okay, I know that its one day after Christmas, BUT! I just got a new computer SO it was impossible to upload with my dad all over the place setting it up. SO! Here it is...ENJOY!
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A SHABOOKADOOK CHRISTMAS

"Ahh, the holidays..." the Narrator started.
He was soon stopped by a huge angry anti-Narrator mob.
"AAAAUUGGGHH!! NOT AGAIN!!"he screamed, running away.
"What a LOSER!" Jaymee exclaimed, grabbing a cup of coccoa. It was cold so she chucked it out the window.
Zinnia walked in, and the cup flew past her head "WHAT THE HECK?!" she asked.
"It was cold," was all Jaymee had to say. She switched on the TV
"You forgot, didn't you?" Zinnia asked her.
"Forgot what?" Now Zinnia had her attention.
"CHRISTMAS PARTY!!" Zinnia said.
"No, I did not forget!" Jaymee said pointing to her newly-bought gifts. There had to be at LEAST fifty.
"Never mind, then!" Zinnia said, flipping over the back of the couch to sit.
"WHERE'S THE MARSHMELLOWS?!" said Gunter walking in on an ALL-CAPS-RAGE!
"I dunno,last time I saw them they were in the frezzer." Jaymee said, not looking away from the screen.
"GAAAH!!" Gunter screamed, storming out of  the house "I'M GOING TO BUY MARSHMELLOWS!!"
"Before you leave..." Zinnia chucked a list at him.
"GOSH, FINE!" he (almost)slammed the door.
"DON'T YOU DARE SLAM THAT DOOR, GUNTER!!" Jaymee called after him.
So instead he shut it nicely.
Then Tumblie walked in wearing a Santa Hat. "Hey, where's Gunter?" he asked.
"He left" Zinnia said.
"Where to?" Tumblie asked.
"To buy marshmellows" Jaymee finished.
Happy Face walked in.
"What are YOU so happy about?" Zinnia asked.
"Pay no mind to him, he's always like that" Tumblie said and in a whisper added "It's a condition." and did the coo-koo sign for effect.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!! HO HO HO!" said a jolly Santa.
"OMG..." Jaymee started "SANTA! SANTA! SANTA!"
"Baka." Zinnia mumbled before going back to her show.
Jaymee exploded in rage.
Santa turned into Justin Beiber.
"AAHHHH!!" Zinnia and Jaymee screamed.
Justin Beiber started to sing.
'Baby, baby, baby, ooohh!'
Zinnia and Jaymee burst into tears and threw a Toddlers & Tiaras style tantrum. "WAAAAH!!" they both cried. Then they went into 'battle' mode and destoyed him at the speed of light.
He ran away in tears.
Tumblie blinked.
Gunter stormed in the door with marshmellows.
"Wazzup, man" said Tumblie "I haven't seen you since last story"
(insert bro hug here)
"OM NOM NOM NOM" Zinnia stuffed the marshmellows in her mouth.
"GOSH DARNIT, ZINNIA!" Gunter said "I'M GONIG TO BUY MORE!"
"Well, good luck with that" Jaymee said "And don't let the door hit your tail behind you"
Gunter stormed out.
"I'm making cinnamon rolls" Jaymee said.
"...Need...food..." said Zinnia weakly.
"WHAT THE *censored* YOU JUST ATE A WHOLE BAG OF MARSHMELLOWS!!" Cole said.
Jaymee had a spasm. 
"Noes!" said Zinnia "Naruto Jaymee!"
Jaymee slammed the table.
WAM!
"ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWER!"
WAM!
"ROW, ROW, FIRE FLOWER!"
WAM!
"ROW, ROW, EISENHOWER!"
WAM!
"ROW, ROW, I LIKE SAUSKE!" (not what he said, but I can't spell what he actually said)
Zinnia face palmed, and put on Sonic X for Jaymee.
"YAY! SONIC X!" she exclaimed.
She watched episode 52.
"Ughh! Amy, you cry baby! SUCK IT UP!" she yelled at the screen.
The cinnamon rolls were done and Zinnia ate them all.
"I...need...more..." she said.
"MAKE THEM YOURSELF!" said Jaymee. 
Jaymee watched episode 10.
Gunter stormed back in the house, covered in snow.
"AAHHH!! THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!!" Tumblie yelled.
Gunter shook off the snow like a wet dog. This time he hid the marshmellows.


Jaymee found them and went "OM NOM NOM!" and they were gone.
"YA KNOW WHAT?!" said Gunter angry "YOU GO BUY THE MARSHMELLOWS!"
Jaymee left and came back in 0.78908423 nano-seconds with a bag of marshmellows. "Sorry that took so long, the cashier was being SO slow!"
Gunter blinked.
Then the WORLD EXPLODED!
The End.
Just Kidding!
But, the GLOBE exploded.
"AWW!! I JUST BOUGHT THAT!" Tumblie whined.
"YAY! CHRISTMAS!!" They all yelled.


Santa's comin tonight, tonight
Santa's comin tonight!

Santa's comin tonight, tonight
Santa's comin tonight!

Santa's comin tonight, tonight
Santa's comin tonight!

Santa's comin tonight, tonight
Santa's comin tonight!

Santa's comin tonight, tonight
Santa's comin tonight!

Santa's comin tonight, tonight
Santa's comin tonight!
(dies down until sun rises)


THE END!
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So now I owe ya'll an explanation. This was origanlly written on my DSi so thats why the formating is so weird.

...yeah sorry about that...
SCREAMO EMO ROCK!!


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